This particular incident happened to me yesterday…………………..
After returning home from my daily morning gym routine, I found a missed call from an unknown number in my phone. I am not in the habit of carrying my phone to the gym due to many reasons, in particular that I do not wish to be disturbed and the gym was a minutes walk away from my place. Normally, I do not bother to call up an unknown number and inquire about its owners identity and purpose of calling me. Its an odd Indian habit of ours to call up on unknown numbers, some of which would be important (which happens rarely!), but otherwise a complete waste of time as most of the unknown numbers are usually spam or belong to ‘dedicated’ telemarketers. I emphasize dedicated here for the simple reason that all telemarketers are sincerely dedicated to irritate the hell out of us either with their hugely nasal overtones or their impeccable sense of wrong timing while making their cold-calls. I was, in this case, expecting a call from the office as I was to appear in the morning shift from my otherwise comfortably placid evening shift. There was an assignment of mine that had to be pushed before deadline, and therefore, I surmised that my bosses had made that call to graciously remind me of my much-needed appearance at the office in a jiffy! However, it turned out, that this number belonged to a rather interesting (otherwise completely idiotic!) chap with whom I would have a ‘firecracker’ of a conversation. The emphasis on firecracker will be subtly explained as follows……